2 barze in inglese... sorry

[ACS]

Se non capite chiedete pure...

What did the buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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A man approaches a buddhist hot-dog vendor and orders a kraut dog. He asks

how much and the vendor says "dollar-sixty". The man

gives the vendor 2 dollars and waits. He waits a little more and then the

vendor looks at him and says 'anything else?' The customer says 'well, the

hot-dog cost $1.60 and I gave you two dollars", and the buddhist hot-dog

vendor replies - "oh, change comes from within."

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Why did Jesus cross the road?

To get the hell away from you.

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How did Jesus know his mother was a virgin when he was born?

His older brother told him.

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Why did Batman get kicked out of the Hindu Restaurant?

The waitress asked him what he wanted, he took a look at the prices and

said "Holy Cow!"

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Questa è bellissima....:

George Bush and the Saudi Ambassador come out of a meeting and are

talking. The Arab man says "you know, Mr. President, although we have

great differences, we Muslims do admire many things about American

culture. Why, just the other day my son and I were watching Star Trek -

what a great show. But we noticed one strange thing". Bush says "uh,

what's that, ambassador?" "Well, we noticed that there were no Arab

characters. There were women, and african-americans, and Asians, but no

Arabs." Bush looks puzzled, and begins to think it over when it comes to

him - "oh, oh, yeah, see that show is set in the future."

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What's the object of Jewish football?

To get the quarter... back...

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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

[august]

quella di batman è STUPENDAAAAAA stralooool

[alfaomega]

quella di bush & l'arabo e quella del nuovo emblema sono spettacolari

[ACS]

quella di bush & l'arabo e quella del nuovo emblema sono spettacolari

[Pietro84]

quella di bush & l'arabo e quella del nuovo emblema sono spettacolari

è vero sono stupende!

[august]

Questa è bellissima....:

George Bush and the Saudi Ambassador come out of a meeting and are

talking. The Arab man says "you know, Mr. President, although we have

great differences, we Muslims do admire many things about American

culture. Why, just the other day my son and I were watching Star Trek -

what a great show. But we noticed one strange thing". Bush says "uh,

what's that, ambassador?" "Well, we noticed that there were no Arab

characters. There were women, and african-americans, and Asians, but no

Arabs." Bush looks puzzled, and begins to think it over when it comes to

him - "oh, oh, yeah, see that show is set in the future."

questa barzelletta mi aumenta non poco il mio antiamericanismo!!!!!!dal momento che quasi quasi è contro i miei cugini che,anche se arabi sono cattolici romani latini!!!!!!!!! :evil:

[Paul 101]

Fantastiche queste barzellette anche se non ho capito il significato di questa frase "oh, change comes from within." Scusate la mia ignoranza.

[alfaomega]

Fantastiche queste barzellette anche se non ho capito il significato di questa frase "oh, change comes from within." Scusate la mia ignoranza.

[Wilhem275]

Bellissime