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[ACS]

Judge to prostitute: “So when did you realize you were raped?”

Prostitute, wiping away tears: “When the check bounced.”

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Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear, replied granny. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figu red out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.

It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

He'd still be alive if the damn ice cream truck hadn't come along.

[Regazzoni]

Però mi sa che toccherà tradurle.

[Arcy79]

Però mi sa che toccherà tradurle.

[Prestige]

[Matteo B.]

bannate aciesse

[Prestige]

approfitto

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLC1Iy1UkE

donne...

[ACS]

Questa è buona...

Marc Faber's comment on the US economy -

Investment analyst and entrepreneur Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin with the following:

''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany/Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part."

[Regazzoni]

Questa è BELLISSIMA!

[ACS]

First joke after election

One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke

to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak

to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

[Regazzoni]

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