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Infatti....curiosa scelta quella di inserire il 120cv !

Fatti la domanda e datti la risposta!!!! Mazza Toniz, hai de gusti (in fatto di auto) persin peggiori di quelli di mia moglie......

Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in…….............…..” By the way:

Se lo stanno chiedendo tutti in sala.......

Dispiace....:-/

Non è quella che dovrebbero usare per portare via la Concordia?

Ahem.....!!

Ho votato "per niente".....per errore......

Cos'è...il gioco degli "ossimori" ?

Wow...la "Terracorsa".......

Rispetto la tua opinione ma, IMHO, Mercedes ai tempi di Bruno Sacco era un altro pianeta... il capolavoro della 190, unito a meraviglie come la Classe S ( e le Coupè SEC) o la SL ( R129) dell'epoca sono inarrivabili......

Mozzi a 4 bulloni..... Ah, disgrazia...... Ah, orrore...... Ah,....moriremo tutti.

Con 64 cv direi che "massacro" è un tantinello .....esoso.... Magari in discesa.....

La voglio cosi, con il pulsantone Rosso dell'autodistruzione!!!!!

ORa....Io devo stare zittissimo che il Bologna è ultimo solitario in classifica..... e aggiungo che se c'è una squadra che mi sta sui Maroni ( Ca va sans dire) è la Viola...... ma questa è fantastica:

Nel frattempo qualche foto dal Progetto 1201....

Credo che il Tortello di Zucca sia più tipico della Bassa Mantovana... noi EMILIANI DOC il ripieno lo facciamo con altre cose.......

Se prelevano il 10% dal MIO conto corrente, in questo momento ci guadagno persino.....

A tal proposito, il loro ultimo lavoro su base Nevada:

Beh....si propone come una specie di "One Off" commemorativa, se noti i particolari è zeppa di soluzioni dedicate ( ok, gran parte paccottiglia scenica, ma tant'è) per cui non la trovo "oltraggiosamente" cara, almeno per gli standard BMW.... poi è Cara in senso assoluto, ma IMHO ci sta anche.....( oddio sto difendendo il nemico) Stessa cosa che capitava con il mio VFR del 91..... i cilindri poteriori avevano quella simpatica caratteristica li, di arroventare il trave del telaio impedendoti "de facto" l'utilizzo di qualsivoglia indumento non fossero JEans /pantalone lungo..... Per inciso, una caratteristica curiosa del Boxer che ho io ( ma dovrebbero esser cosi tutti) è la pressochè inesistente trasmissione di calore dai due cilindri.....anche a caldo puoi appoggiarci sopra la mano nuda e sentire appena appena tepore....